This is the gnome who's already claimed the mantelpiece before you've even finished decorating.
Standing 34cm tall with a fluffy faux fur beard, a chunky knit beanie, and two felt fists tucked together like he's keeping a secret, this little guy brings instant cosy to any shelf, side table, or Christmas display. He's weighted just enough to sit properly on his felt boots, so he holds his pose through the whole season instead of toppling over every time someone walks past.
Grab one for your own mantelpiece, or grab two and let a friend fight over which colour they want. He's the kind of gift that gets a genuine gasp when it's unwrapped, and he earns his keep every single Christmas after.
Bring the cosy home. He's waiting.